Dan Brown Rewrites My Ledger

In the spirit of this, this, this, and this (warning: painful idiocy), I present Dan Brown Rewrites My Ledger. Ahem.

Doublemint Gum – $0.25
Extra Bottle of Pingus (for homeless dude) – $799.99
Strunk & White – $9.95
Lighter Fluid – $3.77
Matches – $0.99
Golden Altar w/ Diamond Skulls – $100k
Golden Altar w/o Diamond Skulls – $76k
Norton Antivirus – $59.99
Two Chicks at the Same Time – $8,600
Rare Ed. Sidney Sheldon – $3

Balance: f.u.

23 September 2009